Forensic Business Analysis — Powered by AI

The truth
your advisors
won't tell you.

Before you invest your money, your time, or your future — let us find every reason it could go wrong.

"Because nobody else will tell you the truth."
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Forensic Analysis
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What We Do

We find every reason your business could fail.

Every accountant, broker, and business advisor has reasons to be encouraging. We have none. We are the last line of defence between you and a catastrophic mistake.

01

Financial Forensics

We cross-reference the numbers you've been shown against filed accounts, market benchmarks, and what the figures aren't telling you.

02

Structural Weaknesses

Every business has structural fragilities. We find them — owner dependency, location risk, customer concentration, lease exposure — before they find you.

03

The Human Risk

Most businesses don't fail because of the market. They fail because of the mismatch between the person and the opportunity. We assess both.

04

The Seller's Story

We find the real reason they're selling. We surface what public records reveal that they haven't told you. We write the questions you must ask.

Who Is This For

Two types of people need this.

Existing Owners

You already own a business

You're too close to it to see the blindspots. Your staff won't tell you. Your friends won't tell you. Your accountant tells you what the numbers say — not what the numbers mean. We tell you what everyone else is afraid to.

Investors & Buyers

You're about to invest

You're about to put your savings, your redundancy, your inheritance into something. Before you sign anything, let us find every flaw, every risk, every discrepancy between what you've been told and what is actually true.

Tell us everything.
We'll find the rest.

The more honest you are, the more valuable your report will be. This is not the place for the version you tell your bank manager. This is the place for the truth.

⚠ This analysis is designed to find problems. It will be uncomfortable. That discomfort is the product. A report that makes you feel good about everything is a report that has failed you.
The Basics Section A
The Numbers Section B
The Market Section C
The Vulnerabilities Section D
The Future Section E
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One report. One truth.

Your Devil's Advocate report will be generated immediately after payment. Forensic, direct, and completely confidential.

£97 one-time · instant delivery
  • Full forensic analysis of your business
  • Structural weakness assessment
  • Market & competitive reality check
  • Personal risk profile
  • Blindspot identification
  • Clear verdict — no hedging

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The Opportunity Section A
The Seller Section B
Your Position Section C
Due Diligence Section D
Business Intelligence Section E

Provide what you have. We'll search for the rest — Companies House filings, review history, director records, CCJ checks.

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The Hard Question Section F
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Before you sign anything.

Your Devil's Advocate report will cross-reference what you've been told against Companies House records, review data, and director history. Generated immediately after payment.

£97 one-time · instant delivery
  • Full forensic due diligence report
  • Companies House & director history check
  • Google review sentiment analysis
  • Seller's story — what they're not telling you
  • Word-for-word questions to ask the seller
  • Clear verdict: Walk Away / Caution / Proceed

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